DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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