is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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