You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drunk is not a location!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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