If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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