you're like a bully in the Christmas story
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
