I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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