also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
