I hate all girls vehemently.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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