Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
