he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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