Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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