I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Life without a bra equals bliss.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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