Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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