By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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