What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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