Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He kissed a someone with a penis
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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