yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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