dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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