I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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