What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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