Non-Jews are for practice
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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