Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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