nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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