the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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