Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
two words: eviction party
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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