Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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