you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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