What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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