I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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