What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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