Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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