i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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