A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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