No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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