yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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