Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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