tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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