Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
this is an emotional support booty call
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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