i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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