im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
literally had 100 drinks last night.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he puts the penis in happiness.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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