My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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