The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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