I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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