So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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