I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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