it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
