I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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