you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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