Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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