Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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