Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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