Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
