if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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