Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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