Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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