i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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