why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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